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Travel to Alderaan
is not recommended at this time due to
planetwide renovation that is disrupting many
major spaceports, consulates, and governmental agencies.
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Travellers to Mordor
are reminded that the area has
significant weapon restrictions and there are still
unconfirmed reports of ethnic discrimination against
visitors who are not constructed with native materials.
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Visitors taking the Donner Pass excursion
are advised to pack a good lunch and to not travel alone.
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The Ministry of Travel Enablement reminds travellers that
it is illegal to transport Ewoks anywhere now,
even as guide animals.
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Travellers on the Hogwarts Express are reminded
that platform upgrades will continue through
April 2012 and during construction, departures from
platform 9¾ will be redirected to platform
8¾ for safety reasons. The usual access point will
be intentionally disabled to prevent injury; take
care not to injure yourself trying to use it and
become the unexpected target of irony.
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